diff --git a/client/src/resources/quotes.json b/client/src/resources/quotes.json
index 36f42f4a65..77c8c716da 100644
--- a/client/src/resources/quotes.json
+++ b/client/src/resources/quotes.json
@@ -1624,11 +1624,6 @@
       "quote": "Java is, in many ways, C++–.",
       "author": "Michael Feldman"
     },
-    {
-      "quote":
-        "Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders.",
-      "author": "Alanna"
-    },
     {
       "quote":
         "Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDN'T be like.",
@@ -1639,10 +1634,6 @@
         "If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.",
       "author": "Robert Sewell"
     },
-    {
-      "quote": "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.",
-      "author": "Linus Torvalds"
-    },
     {
       "quote":
         "The only people who have anything to fear from free software are those whose products are worth even less.",
@@ -1702,11 +1693,6 @@
         "I don't care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!",
       "author": "Vidiu Platon"
     },
-    {
-      "quote":
-        "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.",
-      "author": "Michael Sinz"
-    },
     {
       "quote":
         "There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.",
@@ -2243,11 +2229,6 @@
         "Some people, when confronted with a problem, think ‘I know, I’ll use regular expressions.’ Now they have two problems.",
       "author": "Jamie Zawinski"
     },
-    {
-      "quote":
-        "Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.",
-      "author": "Michael Sinz"
-    },
     {
       "quote":
         "One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.",